Gulp!
AAk!! Phooey!
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The bases were loaded and I struck out!! I don’t even swing! I just stood there!
‘Strike three!” Oh, I can still hear it… Why didn’t I swing? Why didn’t I Swing? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why?
“Strike three!!!” Read the rest of this entry »

I beg your pardon…
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I’ve been doing some figuring. Here…
The way I see it. The average kid falls down and skins his or here knees about four times a week..
Doing that for eight months out of the year for five years of your life means six hundred and forty skinned knees!
Now, of course, everyone has two knees, so…
Aaugh!

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You can’t depend on that blanket forever, Linus!
What are you going to do when you get to be ten years old?
Or twenty? or thirty?
Oh, don’t be silly… People don’t live to be that old!

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Leaves are a fascinating study, Linus…
Most people think that the leaves just fall off when Autumn comes…
But the truth is that they all jump off before the squirrels can get them!
That did it! Move over, Charlie Brown!
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Do you know that a star has never fallen in this back yard?
Never, Charlie Brown! Never in over a million years!
So I’m going to stand here until one does.
The way I see it, the odds are with me! Read the rest of this entry »

So you don’t believe me, eh, Charlie Brown?
Well, let’s see… How can I put it so that you do?
I suppose I should make it simple, clear and direct…
Believe me! Read the rest of this entry »